{title: Bobby Brown}
{subtitle: Frank Zappa}                             

[C]Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown,
[am]they say I'm the cutest boy in town.
[dm]My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
[G]I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney.

[C]Here I am at a famous school.
[am]I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
[dm]got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
[G]let her do all my work and maybe later I'll rape her.

{soc}
[F]Oh god I am the american dream. [em]I do not think im [am]too extreme
and I'm a [dm]handsome son of a [G]bitch. I'm gonna get a job and be
[ ]real rich. (get a job, get a job, get a job, get a good job)
{eoc}

[C]Womans liberation came 
[am]creeping all across the nation
[dm]I tell you people I was not ready when I 
[G]fucked this dike by the name of Freddy.

[C]She made a little speach then 
[am]uuh, she tried to make me say when
[dm]she had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
[G]I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick.

{soc}
[F]Oh god I am the american dream. But [em]now I smell like [am]vaseline
I'm a [dm]miserable son of a [G]bitch. Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know
[ ]which. (I wonder wonder, I wonder wonder)
{eoc}